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{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}