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{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
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{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}
{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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